The true story of jimmy hopkinz

one day jimmy hopkinz was walkin down the street. he came across a store containing webkinz. he was instantly hooked. he had 75 rooms, 192 webkinz, and was the top player. one day he was found dead, strangled by a panda webkin he had neglected. the panda then procedded to rip off his parents heads and eat them like seaweed. the panda then went and used jimmys account and made jimmys body an applehead

I managed to have a chat with jimmy before his demise:

Me: Lol U fggt m8

Jimmy The Sexy Skank: Fug u fkn scottishman

Me: LOOLLOLOOLLOLO i fuk ur mam

Jimmy has left the chat